"We didn’t show that we are one family but instead killed each other." In the spring of 1994, violence erupted in Rwanda after a plane carrying then president Juvenal Habyarimana w...Welcome to r/espresso, the place to discuss all things espresso-related. Please make sure to read the rules before posting. If you're looking for buying advice or tips on how to improve your coffee, check out our wiki for guides and links to other helpful resources. I've lived in NYC for 30 years but am limited by my imagination. I've lived in NYC for over 30 years, and for most of my life I was extremely poor. Family made below the poverty line and we made it by, fortunately. Now I live with my SO in Queens, make a decent salary but I only know how to live the way I grew up - cheap and kind of uneventful. See a regular show if you hope for a drop in special guest. Try to go to a 9 or 10pm show for the best comedy. And hang out at the Fat Black Pussy Cat bar after the show and you might have the chance to meet several comedians — they’re all very friendly. The comedy cellar is the classic venue. The village underground is probably the best ...r/Queens Queens is the easternmost of the five boroughs of New York City, the largest in area and the second-largest in population. Since 1899, Queens has had the same boundaries as Queens County, which is now the second most populous county in New York State and the fourth-most densely populated county in the United States.UPDATED - 11/25/19. Welcome to r/AskNYC! Whether you're a native, new in town, or just visiting -- this is the space for you to ask anything & everything about NYC. UNLESS IT'S …Dumbo had good guys that were friendly. Keep in mind 1) they use demand pricing and booking in advance / on off peak dates times saves money. 2) there is a suggested tip of something like 10-20% spelled out for you when it’s time to pay. So basically $50-100 is appropriate if you can afford it.The rental car company is purchasing 100,000 Tesla Model 3 vehicles, and seeks to build the largest EV fleet in North America. Tesla’s valuation hit a record $1 trillion today (Oct...editting to add more on my situation: living anywhere good in California is just as expensive. the rooms go for around $750-950 a month, the apartments a little cheaper but I can't afford my own apartment in any major cities anyways. The minimum wage is more in nyc than in California, in California I would have to commute to work, and with that ...I mean you still got a shot especially if your financial docs indicate your qualified. I got one of about 30 apts available for my income and my lot number was between 1500-2000.Download AXS, Ticketmaster, Live Nation, DICE and Eventbrite. Some apps will allow you to set a reminder prior to when tickets go onsale. However, you will sometimes have to set a remind for yourself manually. If there’s a presale that requires a code, go for that.All around $10 or under for students. All unique to NYC and not the same exact stuff you can see in any major international city. Reply. Puzzleheaded-Pay6869. •. er Hewitt Design museum, Museum of the City of New York, Jewish Museum, Museo del Barrio and so many more. All around $10 or under for students.Northern Manhattan / SW Bronx along the Hudson: Take the A train to 190th St. Walk through Fort Tryon Park to the Cloisters (maybe stop at the Cloisters) Down the hill to street level in Inwood, then into Inwood Hill Park. North through the park to the foot of the Henry Hudson Bridge.Brooklyn Central Library, it’s beautiful and the selection is huge! But I also love the tiny Brower Park and Bedford branches, it’s so convenient to be able to pick up books there and see all the little kids playing Minecraft on the computers or whatever. They have a real community feel compared to the big branches. 3.If you’re lucky enough to have OT offered to you then you obviously can increase your salary. Hospitals in the city generally pay more but rent will be much higher than that in the other boroughs. Depending on where you decide to live rent can be 1500-3700 a month for one person.Cannabis has gone mainstream and is here to stay. Out of the 50 states, 35 have legalized marijuana at some level. This historic l... Cannabis has gone mainstream and...F train goes to 1st ave and Houston which is the bottom corner of the east village. The 'nicest' area I know of with lots of bigger apartments is Forest Hills/Kew Gardens but its more of a hike to the East Village (still on the F train like though) Flatiron is the coolest neighborhood in the city.Fried Dumpling [Chinatown] - $7 / bag of 30 frozen. China North Dumpling [LES] - $5 for 17 (Scallion Pancakes are a most) Bodhi Kosher [Chinatown] Wah Fung Fast Food [LES] $5-7 gets you a giant portion of rice, roast pork, and cabbage (or you can also get duck or chicken). King Dumpling [Chinatown] - 10 dumplings for $3.Till today it is shocking that we went over half a year without a working kitchen paying thousands of dollars of rent a month for a lack of help from the management. To add onto this, they deducted our security deposit and refused to do anything about it for nothing. Worst experience ever. 1.You go to NJ, you may see 1 beautiful person in 50 people. In midtown you'll see 10k people. That's 200 beautiful people you are noticing and 9.8k people you're ignoring. But, yes, the ratio is higher for attractive folks in popular areas. So.... yeah, you're seeing more people, more beautiful people, and at a higher ratio.New York's E-ZPass system charges a $1 monthly service fee for tags issued by the PANYNJ. Tags issued by the NYS Thruway or MTA are free by state law. When you get the new MTA-issued E-ZPass, make sure that the first 3 numbers of the 11-digit transponder ID begin with 008 (or 004 if you live in downstate NYS outside of NYC). E-ZPass Tag ID. Double Down Saloon for a drink as it’s dirt cheap. Yummy City in the UES is a must experience in person Chinese spot that’s got some great eats. The Strand for a real NYC bookstore experience. Go to flushing or Two Bridges/Chinatown and find the cheapest dumplings/dim sum money can buy. Take a risk. Sure NYC is more expensive because there is so much more to do. Cars are a pain in the ass in NYC. You have to be very careful about getting speeding tickets because insurance gets extrordinarily expensive but if you are clean it is reasonable (I pay $600 every 6 months for full coverage but that can easily go to $2000+) 1. Reply. r/Queens Queens is the easternmost of the five boroughs of New York City, the largest in area and the second-largest in population. Since 1899, Queens has had the same boundaries as Queens County, which is now the second most populous county in New York State and the fourth-most densely populated county in the United States.Smithsonian Museum of the Native American (much improved! Recently made a double visit and hear there is a cafe with native cuisine), Neue Gallerie, Ukrainian Museum, Society Library, Roerich Museum, and Reliquary Museum - plugging these since they aren't mentioned here but are quite mighty institutions.I lived across the street from there until recently. Bleecker Street Pizza for the “dollar” slice before going out, or on my way back, and John’s all the time for the whole pies…. I ate a lot of pizza. Arturo's Pizza. Family owned sit-down pizza spot in the Village. My favorite pizza in the city.Ice House (318 Van Brunt St, Red Hook) - dive bar with extremely cheap food menu and backyard, pulled pork sandwich for $3 or two for $5, two grilled cheese with fries $6, most expensive menu item is $8. u/bummer_lazarus. Doaba Deli "106 and Columbus is a little hole in the wall frequented by cabbies. Download AXS, Ticketmaster, Live Nation, DICE and Eventbrite. Some apps will allow you to set a reminder prior to when tickets go onsale. However, you will sometimes have to set a remind for yourself manually. If there’s a presale that requires a code, go for that. NYC Traffic Law S1234 - Cyclists must ride on the right side of the roadway (some conditions and exceptions apply), those conditions being the presence of a bike lane, the street is one-way and more than 40 feet wide, or the cyclist is making an immediate left turn.Good grocery shopping as well and if you’re on a side street, it’s usually pretty quiet. That being said, you’re not going to find trendy restaurants or a major nightlife scene. Transit access is ok but of course will have to transfer to go to …NY Presbyterian is the #1 ranked hospital in NY and Mt. Sinai (north) the #3. Both are good hospitals and it depends on your needs. Mt. Sinai takes a much wider range of insurance plans so if you're looking for continuity of care and might freelance or switch jobs, it's something to think about. 3. Reply. mxdalloway.The toughest part about dating in NYC is that there are so many choices, which leads people to pretty much behave in the flightiest way by default. This is particularly troubling for the ladies, since the demographics tip in the men's favor in terms of sheer numbers. But numbers alone don't tell the whole story.Locals love to say that Times Square is “bad” but what we really mean is that it’s an annoying and overcrowded area to pass through if you’re just trying to go about your daily business. But as a tourist destination, and a place for a tourist to stay, Times Square is actually very good. Reply reply. whitehousejpegs.In the stomach-churning thread, posted two days ago in the group “r/AskNYC,” user @RedLittyLuv explains how they “started smelling a foul odor” permeating their floor on …NYC's population is 8.5 million and the Tri-State Area (including NYC) is 20 million. While Tokyo proper has 13.5 million and the Kanto Metro (including Tokyo) has 39 million. So Tokyo is significantly bigger in population by both measures. Tokyo's metro has more people than the whole state of California. WV is popular as hell cuz its the only neighborhood outsiders know as nice thanks to tv, gobble up cheap (for NY) spots. The type of people doing this are also the type of people posting on tikitok so the area gets even more popular. etc etc. It used to be a gay area (tbh a rich gay area), but Ive seen the change happen in real time. 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All unique to NYC and not the same exact stuff you can see in any major international city. Reply. Puzzleheaded-Pay6869. •. er Hewitt Design museum, Museum of the City of New York, Jewish Museum, Museo del Barrio and so many more. All around $10 or under for students.In New York, a common benchmark for determining your budget is that your annual salary must be 40x the monthly rent. For someone looking at $2,500/month apartments, they must earn a minimum of $100,000/year (Read more on StreetEasy ) If you’re roommates or a couple, 40x the rent will mean combined annual salary.r/travel is a community about exploring the world. Your pictures, questions, stories, or any good content is welcome. Clickbait, spam, memes, ads/selling/buying, brochures, classifieds, surveys or self-promotion will be removed.lifesabeach2000. • 5 mo. ago. i just had a great experience at fifth avenue barber shop. 1 west 35th st. $29. the guy was a master with scissors and every tool. i could tell the moment he started by the repetitive motions he was making with the comb. i tried it because the website said “scissor cut”. i didnt want clippers, a fade….Till today it is shocking that we went over half a year without a working kitchen paying thousands of dollars of rent a month for a lack of help from the management. To add onto this, they deducted our security deposit and refused to do anything about it for nothing. Worst experience ever. 1.Having a kid can be considered a side hustle because of tax savings from child tax credit. Reply reply. whiskey_pancakes. •. You ain’t saving shit with a kid. Reply reply. t3hnhoj. •. You shouldn't.Ice House (318 Van Brunt St, Red Hook) - dive bar with extremely cheap food menu and backyard, pulled pork sandwich for $3 or two for $5, two grilled cheese with fries $6, most expensive menu item is $8. u/bummer_lazarus. Doaba Deli "106 and Columbus is a little hole in the wall frequented by cabbies.Here is how I’d rank these areas, 1 being the best, for someone traveling to NYC for the first time to give you the best overall experience: Long Island City. Hoboken, NJ. Williamsburg. Dumbo. Park Slope. Astoria (30th/31st ave between 28th-41st street). The closer to 28 the better (for easy acces to subway). Reply.Expect to spend $200-300 for a basic hotel room. Once you’re here, there are lots of free or inexpensive things to do. Museums are usually $20-25 in admission. Wandering neighborhoods, gallery hopping, exploring the parks, …Ice House (318 Van Brunt St, Red Hook) - dive bar with extremely cheap food menu and backyard, pulled pork sandwich for $3 or two for $5, two grilled cheese with fries $6, most expensive menu item is $8. u/bummer_lazarus. Doaba Deli "106 and Columbus is a little hole in the wall frequented by cabbies.The toughest part about dating in NYC is that there are so many choices, which leads people to pretty much behave in the flightiest way by default. This is particularly troubling for the ladies, since the demographics tip in the men's favor in terms of sheer numbers. But numbers alone don't tell the whole story.I don't get too hung up on a "real" New York experience, but I like to do these in the warmer months. -Drink beers on the Coney Island Boardwalk. -Drink beers in Prospect Park (I particularly like the Eastern Part) -Hang out at Union Square. Union Square is pretty touristy but not like the way Times Square is, and you'll often see some ... You probably never heard of this Ohio based Americanized Chipotle style Korean food. 'Korean' wings in NYC is mostly BS. Just because you apply 'Korean' sauce to American style wings doesn't make it Korean fried chicken. BBQ and Pelicana in Flushing and Northern NJ is the closest it comes to the real deal. Cannabis has gone mainstream and is here to stay. Out of the 50 states, 35 have legalized marijuana at some level. This historic l... Cannabis has gone mainstream and...r/AskNYC. Please read the sidebar on old.reddit.com/r/asknyc before posting since new reddit does not allow space for rules/links/guidance. Created Aug 10, 2012. 327k. Members. 1.7k. Online. Posting to Reddit. Remember the human. Behave like you would in real life. Look for the original source of content. Search for duplicates before posting.You go to NJ, you may see 1 beautiful person in 50 people. In midtown you'll see 10k people. That's 200 beautiful people you are noticing and 9.8k people you're ignoring. But, yes, the ratio is higher for attractive folks in popular areas. So.... yeah, you're seeing more people, more beautiful people, and at a higher ratio.Every loss presents an opportunity. Here's how to turn disappointment into a tool. There’s an upside to disappointment. No, really. According to psychologists, if you learn to harn...Digging through the latest monthly campaign finance reports tells you a lot about how campaigns work -- and about the weirdness of Trump's. By clicking "TRY IT", I agree to receive...The housing market is out of control, but it never hurts to sell for more. If you’re a homeowner, you’ve no doubt checked out your home’s estimated value on Zillow a time or two (o...Also, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder ! NYC is very, very, very big. There is no mold of what a NYC woman should be. Nobody is superior to you, people are just different. I'm sure you're lovely. If you have any hobbies/sports/etc, join a …I’ve known a few people who worked in Greenwich while living in Manhattan. If you’re not far from grand central it’s definitely doable and isn’t so bad, there are some very good jobs in Finance over there. I also considered a job offer out there, would’ve taken a 730 train to get to Greenwich by 815 and a 6-630 train to get back by 7-730.Midtown Walk (The Plaza, St. Patrick’s Cathedral, Chrysler Building, Grand Central Station, New York Public Library, Empire State Building) in that order. Day 2 (Thursday) Eat lunch at Lombardi's Pizza. Day 3 (Friday) Check out Times Square around midnight. Day 4 (Saturday) Day 5 (Sunday)despite what you think about cost of living being comparable, renting is a lot more in NYC than SFBA. $2k would get you a far worse spot in NYC than SF. If you wanted a similar quality of studio in a good area of Brooklyn you’d probably have to go to $3k, plus a brokers fee of $6k plus higher utility costs. 8. Reply.NYC's population is 8.5 million and the Tri-State Area (including NYC) is 20 million. While Tokyo proper has 13.5 million and the Kanto Metro (including Tokyo) has 39 million. So Tokyo is significantly bigger in population by both measures. Tokyo's metro has more people than the whole state of California.I looked up the one with the highest ratings: Metroplus Health, and it seemed to have the most negative reviews I have ever seen and most importantly everyone said that no doctors are on it. The choices are: (in the starred order) Metroplus Health Plan 1. Fidelis Care Essential Plan 1. HealthFirst Essential Plan 1. Empire BCBS Ess Plan 1.961402. •. Your choices are basically Zipcar or renting from one of the car rental companies. Some of the rental companies have places in the city you can pick up a car or you can take transit out to either Laguardia or JFK. There is no secret exclusive car rental club for NYC residents that you haven't been invited to or anything.nhkahn. • 6 mo. ago. Based on what's on the Con Ed website right now, it appears that you can make individual payments by credit card if you do it manually (online or by phone). But if you want to enroll in their monthly Auto Pay program, that can only be done with a …I average almost exactly $200/mo which covers breakfast every day, lunch 6 days per week and dinner 5 days per week. +2 dinners where I go out or order in per week and one lunch where I go out per week. Reply reply. Sazid5600. •. I typically spend around $200 on groceries each month. All around $10 or under for students. All unique to NYC and not the same exact stuff you can see in any major international city. Reply. Puzzleheaded-Pay6869. •. er Hewitt Design museum, Museum of the City of New York, Jewish Museum, Museo del Barrio and so many more. All around $10 or under for students. RidesThe7. ••. NYC is specifically different from many other parts of the country in that politeness when seeking help from a stranger requires getting to the point as quickly as possible. This also puts the person you are speaking to at ease, as long preambles can be the start of a pitch or scam.I am kicking myself but hope someone might have a suggestion. NYU College of Dentistry takes patients — you’ll have a less experienced dentist since they’re younger and still training, but they’re overseen by a DDS/DMD. Pricing is lower but still will cost $, just less than independent practices.NYC is incredibly safe, provided you aren't an idiot (just like in London). Keep in mind that the media is going to exaggerate and distort stories to keep you watching that 24/7 news cycle they've got going. 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Reply. mxdalloway.I don't get too hung up on a "real" New York experience, but I like to do these in the warmer months. -Drink beers on the Coney Island Boardwalk. -Drink beers in Prospect Park (I particularly like the Eastern Part) -Hang out at Union Square. Union Square is pretty touristy but not like the way Times Square is, and you'll often see some ...Where to get a cheapish Christmas tree in Manhattan right now? 1. [removed] /r/asknyc , 2023-12-08, 20:58:26. Advice for driving and parking to NYC 0. Friend and I want to drive …BPC is quiet after 7pm. Dead quiet. And it’s full of strollers. I think it has more households with kids than anywhere else in the city. Every other weekend there’s a walkathon or something that starts at 6am.If you’re lucky enough to have OT offered to you then you obviously can increase your salary. Hospitals in the city generally pay more but rent will be much higher than that in the other boroughs. Depending on where you decide to live rent can be … You go to NJ, you may see 1 beautiful person in 50 people. In midtown you'll see 10k people. That's 200 beautiful people you are noticing and 9.8k people you're ignoring. But, yes, the ratio is higher for attractive folks in popular areas. So.... yeah, you're seeing more people, more beautiful people, and at a higher ratio. Similarly, your view of the back of the stage could be slightly obstructed if you sit in the first 1-2 rows. Tbh I generally think front of the mezzanine has some of the best views, but it really depends on the size of the theater. Front row mezzanine for sure. Surprised anyone prefers front row.
tincbtrar. •. Taxes are high here because we offer a lot of social welfare programs, like subsidized housing, food stamps, reduced fare metro cards, the list goes on. Any municipality doesn’t have the function to generate revenue, so it collects it via taxes. It needs a lot of taxes to pay for these programs. . Savita bhabhi episode 152
Don't dillydaddle if you need to get across the avenue, or make a turn. Use your turn signals and commit. Get comfortable checking your mirrors and looking over your shoulders a lot. You'll have to be aware of people walking, bikes, people popping out from between cars, etc. You really need to be hyper aware.Midtown Walk (The Plaza, St. Patrick’s Cathedral, Chrysler Building, Grand Central Station, New York Public Library, Empire State Building) in that order. Day 2 (Thursday) Eat lunch at Lombardi's Pizza. Day 3 (Friday) Check out Times Square around midnight. Day 4 (Saturday) Day 5 (Sunday)The rental car company is purchasing 100,000 Tesla Model 3 vehicles, and seeks to build the largest EV fleet in North America. Tesla’s valuation hit a record $1 trillion today (Oct...Murray's Bagels. Utopia Bagels. Slims Bagels. The Baguelete. The best thing about these places is they will give me a hot bagel that does not taste like bulky sliced bread. Some of those fancy bagel shops in NYC taste gross to me because they almost taste baked like bread but I know some people like them. 3. Double points if you go during the Mermaid Parade, but it sounds crowded. Daily Show/Colbert Report (try!) Dinner in Flushing (Little Pepper or Hot & Spicy), Jackson Heights (Jackson Diner or Delhi Heights), Woodside (Sripraphrai or Thailand Center Point), or any other neighborhood/specialty that appeals to you. I looked up the one with the highest ratings: Metroplus Health, and it seemed to have the most negative reviews I have ever seen and most importantly everyone said that no doctors are on it. The choices are: (in the starred order) Metroplus Health Plan 1. Fidelis Care Essential Plan 1. HealthFirst Essential Plan 1. Empire BCBS Ess Plan 1.The Apollo has some events, including Amateur Night Holiday Special. Brooklyn's Largest Menorah lighting. Hanukkah on Ice - Dec 12th. Origami Holiday Tree at AMNH. Latina Christmas Special. NYC PANTO: SLEEPING BEAUTY - Dec 2nd and Dec 9th. SantaCon - Dec 9th. Symphony Space is hosting some stuff.In New York, a common benchmark for determining your budget is that your annual salary must be 40x the monthly rent. For someone looking at $2,500/month apartments, they must earn a minimum of $100,000/year (Read more on StreetEasy ) If you’re roommates or a couple, 40x the rent will mean combined annual salary.The latest tweets from @AskNYC Ice House (318 Van Brunt St, Red Hook) - dive bar with extremely cheap food menu and backyard, pulled pork sandwich for $3 or two for $5, two grilled cheese with fries $6, most expensive menu item is $8. u/bummer_lazarus. Doaba Deli "106 and Columbus is a little hole in the wall frequented by cabbies. For example, to take the Metro North Rail Road (a commuter train since there is no subway in Yonkers) into Manhattan you will spend approximately spend $65 (based on 7 people, at an average ticket cost of $9) one way. Then you still have to, most likely, get on the subway. That's an additional $2.75 pp each ride. UPDATED - 11/25/19. Welcome to r/AskNYC! Whether you're a native, new in town, or just visiting -- this is the space for you to ask anything & everything about NYC. UNLESS IT'S …Smithsonian Museum of the Native American (much improved! Recently made a double visit and hear there is a cafe with native cuisine), Neue Gallerie, Ukrainian Museum, Society Library, Roerich Museum, and Reliquary Museum - plugging these since they aren't mentioned here but are quite mighty institutions.That "1) Be attractive, 2) don't be unattractive" stuff is a moderately funny internet joke, but don't believe it. Be a good person, be pleasant, learn how to have good conversations, find interesting things to talk about, and you will find someone.PepsiCo has agreed to update nutrition labels for Naked Juice after customers sued the company for misleading marketing. By clicking "TRY IT", I agree to receive newsletters and pr...Get outta here. Step 2: Having conquered your accidental shit-giving, laugh a little at the asshole for being an asshole — and just a tiny bit at yourself for ever having given a shit. Step 3: Repeat after me: “you are cordially invited to dine this moment at Chez My Groin, where we are serving dick a’ l’orange.tincbtrar. •. Taxes are high here because we offer a lot of social welfare programs, like subsidized housing, food stamps, reduced fare metro cards, the list goes on. Any municipality doesn’t have the function to generate revenue, so it collects it via taxes. It needs a lot of taxes to pay for these programs..